2024

TL/DR - Republican congressional candidate Abe Hamadeh has been found to have privately called those who believe in stolen election claims "crazies" while publicly spreading unfounded claims about U.S. election security. The texts were made public by his now-primary opponent, Blake Masters, who used them to demonstrate Hamadeh's opportunistic use…

Mastering the Art of Running Fast and Squatting Heavy with Adam Klink's Program A few years back, revered CrossFit athlete Adam Klink took the internet by storm. He achieved an extraordinary feat of running a mile in less than five minutes and squatting 500 pounds, all in a single day. This feat has since become synonymous with the CrossFit…

TL/DR - A lockdown was initiated at the Republican National Committee (RNC) headquarters in Washington, D.C. following the discovery of a suspicious package containing two vials of blood, ice packs, and a Korean Bible. The package was addressed to former President Donald J. Trump, and its discovery prompted a substantial law enforcement response.…

TL/DR - The food truck, All Rolled UP, is planning its grand opening on May 24 at 3:00 p.m. at Drifa Brewing Company in Marquette, Michigan. The truck is co-owned by Hannah Snow and Eric Speth and specializes in creatively-named specialty egg rolls, such as "Reuben Hood: Rolls in Tights" and "Pizza be with you (and also with you!)". The food…